My boyfriend just fell in love with Benedict Cumberbatch...
- Boyfriend: Who is that?
- *Points at the screen as loads of pictures of Benedict show up and I'm obviously drooling over them*
- Me: Benedict Cumberbatch
- Boyfriend: Oh right, that guy you love so much
- Me: Yep
- Boyfriend: Quick question, if you had the chance, would you leave me for him?
- Me: Would it hurt your feelings if I said yes?
- Boyfriend: No
- Me: Why not?
- Boyfriend: Because lets be honest, I would leave you for him too, just look at him!













